TheChirurgeon: She’s definitely giving the Yncarne a run for their money in that department. TheChirurgeon: It’s probably OK if you do it while screaming, though. Jain ZarĪ: Extremely disrespectful to do parkour moves on top of the ruins of your own dead-as-hell civilization, but go off Phoenix Lord. TheChirurgeon: The Raven Guard lore is the most 10th-grade fanfic shit I’ve ever read. Shrike looks like the guy who got kicked out of Rammstein for not being a buff enough leather daddy. TheChirurgeon: Let’s never forget that this guy comes from the legion marked by subtlety, which is why their primarch was named “Raven Raven” and then fucked off to the Eye of Terror while leaving behind a note that just had “Nevermore” scribbled on it.Ī: Umbrella Academy ass chapter. He probably smells like the locker room at a wrestling ring in a graveyard. TheChirurgeon: Replace that gun with a big turkey leg for modeling accuracy.Ī: Just covered in bird feathers, which a) is a Dark Angels thing, step the fuck off kiddo, and b) I’m sure this idiot has a whole spiel about how it symbolizes freedom but also death, that he’ll be happy to mumble through if you ask him about it. ![]() TheChirurgeon: That haircut definitely says that any party he’s at will be over by 9pm when his stepmom comes to pick him up in the family Subaru.Ī: He looks like he’s not quite cool enough to attend anime cons, and can’t be outside long enough to go to a Renaissance Faire, but he’s a regular at his local Medieval Times. ![]() ( Corrode: AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! ) TheChirurgeon: That outstretched claw hand boldly says “come with me if you want to join the Black Parade”.Ī: The little claw heels on his Power Doc Martens say it’s party time, but the Xs that I’m sure are on the back of his power fists say it’s going to be a soda-and-vegan-food night. I’m not sure which.Ī: Homeboy has strong “was somehow raised by two step-parents” energy.Ī: I spent enough time in goth clubs in my day to know that a guy in all black with a gas mask on isn’t even trying all that hard, but Kevin Shrek bringing a gun to the club is over the line. TheChirurgeon: Every time I look at this model Simple Plan’s “How Could This Happen to Me” plays in my mind.
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